
Well, the clandestine pink activity proved underwhelming. I loved the pink and white paint combination in the March 2011 House Beautiful which is dutifully recorded in my inspiration journal for times like these when one purchases a house with a dreadfully beige living room. I shouldn't really worry about painting the living room pink because House Beautiuful tells me right on the cover that "it's sexy (and men love it!")

Look: I had even recorded the color that was used! Man, I was proud of myself when I saw that.

I got a sample size of Pink Begonia from Benjamin Moore. I painted a coat of Simply White on top of the beige followed by the Pink Begonia to see how it looked. It was shocking pink! I held the magazine next to it - nowhere close. I wish I had taken a picture for you but I was a bit scared. Enough so that I had to paint over it before Husband got home lest certain other plans in the works (i.e. bodacious kitchen wallpaper from England) be curtailed. I didn't trust the claims on the cover of House Beautiful quite that much. I dragged the kiddos back to Benjamin Moore and got the next paler shade on the card, despite it's dumb name, Newborn Pink.

I put on two coats and I realize I should have primed but it's just lifeless, anyway. I want a happier pink, with less of a purplish undertone. Oh, and I thought I'd stick my nearly done crocheted rug in the middle of the picture to cheer things up. Three nights ago I ripped the entire thing out because I hated it. Now I love it, thank goodness. It's happy! The Newborn Pink is not happy...I think it would rather be back in the uterus.

I'm quite pleased with the Simply White, though. In my inspiration journals, when decorators recommend their favorite whites, I record them. Dove White and Simply White by Benjamin Moore are repeatedly mentioned. It needs another coat but at least I know which white I'm going to use. Husband actually likes both of the colors. Yes, you read correctly!

We're still surrounded by beige until I head back to Benjamin Moore and pick a "pinker" light pink rather than a "purply" light pink. Also, Husband told me I couldn't paint the inside of the fireplace due to heat issues. We'll eventually have it hooked up to gas but it's capped off now. Is that true - I really can't paint that black area? He already told me I couldn't paint the brick or metal because of heat issues. Like, I'm going to buy that? Plus, if he were really to do some soul searching, I imagine he'd find he really doesn't even want beige bricks. Honey, you're the one going out of town tomorrow and during school vacation, no less. I'm being left with a house full (ok, two) of insane children, microscopic fleas that are eating me alive and a box full of pink paint. It's a safe bet the bricks won't be beige on your return. Plus, I feel bratty and entitled. If you'd have taken me to Dallas with you to stay at the "Uh, I'm not sure some hotel in Dallas" Four Seasons, leaving me to file my nails and watch free HBO while you went to your boring conference I might have left them beige. Funny how life unfurls, isn't it?
(The picture on the right is a portrait of me overseeing the painting of the fireplace bricks as rendered by Juniorette.)